Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i think i just naturally attract stoners
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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