We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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