YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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