I'll bet she douches with gravy.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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