She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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