Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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