3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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