I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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