I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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