i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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