he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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