That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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