Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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