So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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