Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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