i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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