Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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