Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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