Nicole vs. Life
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Randomize
