school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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