Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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