I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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