Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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