you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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