I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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