Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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