sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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