I want to have your abortion
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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