i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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