i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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