He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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