May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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