So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Randomize
