i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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