god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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