You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
