Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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