i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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