it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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