Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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