He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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