I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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