i think my mom watched the whole time
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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