$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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