Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Randomize
