All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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