whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
