Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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