That's intense
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
