She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
birth control should be required to get into college
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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