I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Quick, to the slutcave!
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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