Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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