i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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