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I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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