In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
