I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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