YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Your dad touched me again.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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