your room smells of hookers.
And success
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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