I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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